Monday, October 08, 2007

SIAPAKAH LAGENDA AKHI SETERUSNYA???

KENAPA MEREKA DIPANGGIL LAGENDA?



  1. Mereka adalah tulang belakang akhi

  2. Mereka pernah tak tidur dua hari setelkan kerja akhi dan study

  3. Menghadiri banyak meeting-meeting akhi

  4. Sebut jer akhi terbayang diorang ni

  5. Extend sem dan drop minor

  6. Ramai telah berjaya dibawah didikan diorang ni

  7. Berkuasa lebih dari setahun

  8. Membuat pembaharuan dan pembangunan pada akhi

  9. “PERHATIAN” is the last choice to use

  10. Diorang claim diorang lagenda, layan jer la....

Ciri-ciri lagenda-lagenda akhi dalam pandanganku. hanya beberapa orang sahaja daripada lagenda yang ramai tu sempat aku titipkan dalam blog ni. Personel sajer, ini bukanlah rujukan yang betul.

MIZI
Ability :
management
Super weapon : beg p kelas
Strength : badan yang besar & ekspresi muka
Achievement : head project (2 years)
Trainers’ ability :
“akhi need 80% effectiveness in this task, I can achieve 90%, I know your ability to do it only 60%, its okey, just do it.. ”

Mentees ability (bising):
“mentee: huh u ha ha hii hii
Mentor: okey… abang mizi datang..
Mentee: ……… (Silent)”

BUCK
Ability :
mentor
Super weapon : kopiah & songkok
Strength : muka cam baik jer & understandable speaking
Achievement : head mentor
Trainers’ ability :
“This task can be 100% effective, instead you choose me to be you trainer, I will choose my own trainee, now GET OUT PLEASES…hei… maner diorang nii...”

Mentees ability (bising):
Buck: "hoi! ko ni da la takder mak takder ayah, bising pulak , menyusahkan orang jer, aku taknak tengok muka kau lagi lepas ni"

ROY
Ability :
modules
Super weapon : black jacket
Strength : kata-kata
Achievement : head of trainer module (2 years)
Trainers’ ability :
“Okey, how about we do like this, Ohh..your idea is a very good one, but why don’t we add to be like this…hmm.. Now it’s better”


Mentees ability (bising):

"ha! ha! saper bunyi mulut dalam masa satu minit ni akan di cabut bulu pusatnya"

NAJIB
Ability :
mentor
Super weapon : baju batman
Strength : senyum manis & ketinggian
Achievement : head of trainer mentor
Trainers’ ability :
“Mentor: najib, I must complete this bla bla bla task, can you help me?
Najib: okey… this one can be done bla bla bla..
Najib lagi: now I choose you to do this because I know you can do this…
Najib lagi: GO! Don’t you appear before you’ve done... good girl”


Mentees ability (bising): "okey adik-adik, hari ni abang akan menceritakan sebuah kisah yang berlaku dekat rumah abang roy, tau tak... dalam baju roy ada ubat gigi, saper abang dengar bunyi sikit jer..., ha.. roy, ko pergi suapkan budak tu sampai tercabut seliparnyer"

2 comments:

Adlan said...

i think one day you'll be a legend too.. insyaallah i'll post it down

deyanah said...

great job!
but, maybe u should put one or two names of female lagenda in akhi.. tiber!